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Old Nov 26, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15   #3761
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*sips beer*
*rezs from ashes*
*runs in circles*
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 04:17 AM // 04:17   #3762
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*Slaps pwnd with a wet deflated exercize ball
*sits down
*eats steak
*drinks coke
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #3763
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*ducks*
*sips beer*
*eats turkey*
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #3764
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*sips beer
*eats turkey
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42   #3765
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*spits on turkey*
*drinks beer*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 01:48 AM // 01:48   #3766
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*falls off of chair
*stands up
*shoots beer bottles in the back of the bar
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22   #3767
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*eats steak
*sips beer
*eats stuffing
*burps
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #3768
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-throws a keg at JR-
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 05:41 AM // 05:41   #3769
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*Walks into bar*
*Jumps on to the bar*
*Plays air guitar*
*Stops*
*Sips beer*

*Shoots [Insert name of person I don't know here] with a shotgun*
*laughs*

"Silly [Insert afore mentioned name here] and there crazy "getting shot by a shotgun antics""
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 07:45 AM // 07:45   #3770
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Walks back into bar.
Wonders why Paul is here again.

Weren't we in the middle of some epic battle when you left?
Begins to scroll up.
Gives up.
Sips beer.
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 10:02 AM // 10:02   #3771
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*Gets minipet Hydra to roast Doomlord in his primeval armour*

*smell of roasted Doomlord fills the room*

*Hands the meat over to pwned, tell him its extra well done Steak*

*sips dwarven ale*

*pulls out Machette*

*throws Machette into Pauls Forehead*

*evil laugh:Mhahhahaha *
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 10:10 AM // 10:10   #3772
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*eats a rabbit*
BUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuurp!!
*drinks beer*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 10:15 AM // 10:15   #3773
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*Gets hydra to Roast paul also*

Here u go Bacon have some nice crispy bits of Bacon i made especially for u

*hands pauls carved remains to Bacon*

*sips dwarven Ale*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #3774
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When did I get carved up? Why is a unfunny hydra roasting me? Well, I completely understand the Machete.

*Pulls out machete and stabs a couple of rats*
*Picks up Doomlord and hurls him at Sophita*
*Shoots Sophita with a .50 cal rifle and shoots a rat*


EDIT: *Sips beer*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 03:46 PM // 15:46   #3775
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*sips beer*
*grills steak on my head*
*waits for a bit*
*sips beer*
*turns steak over*
*sips beer*
*waits*
*takes steak off*
*eats steak*
*sips beer*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 03:53 PM // 15:53   #3776
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*sips beer
*eats steak
*sips beer
*burps
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 03:54 PM // 15:54   #3777
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*Uses Doomlords remains to block the shot*

*Throws Doomlords spikey head/helm at Paul*

*sips Dwarven ale*

*poors cold water all over pwn'ds steak so its ruined*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 04:05 PM // 16:05   #3778
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*sips ale
*east burger
*sips beer
*farts
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #3779
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*sips dwarven ale*

*sprays air freshener around Feuer*

*slaps Feuer*

*gives Feuer an ale*
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 05:05 PM // 17:05   #3780
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Well, Sophitia is dead if I landed on him/her/it. Soooo...
Eats Sophitia.
Sips beer.
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